The Penguins' Mike Comrie has obviously been practicing his cherry-picking skills this past off-season in order to hone his known goal-scoring ability, or lack thereof. The result: Pittsburgh beating the Detroit Red Wings 5-2 and his best game in years, in which he got the maximum possible output for the least amount of energy exerted. I don't think he even moved on that first one, with the puck going in off his face. At least we can hope.
I would also like to point out that his newlywed makes a whole $12 million a year, while Comrie brings in $500K...maybe he should take his pretty-boy face on tour with her, because there doesn't seem to be much demand anymore for players whose only real skill is showing up from game to game... and maybe getting lucky enough to find themselves in the right place at the right time every once in a while.
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